Tuesday, 10 May 2005

Three and a half men

Funny and probably true relationship advice for women:

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you (and tells you so!) and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.

I think I might pull off 3½ of these on a good day… I’m afraid I’m useless at housework, although the last person I had over was under the delusion that my apartment was clean.

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[Permalink] 1. Scott wrote @ Wed, 11 May 2005, 8:59 am CDT:

I may not have a chili pepper, but I’m 4 out of 4, baby.

(which may explain why I have a woman sans chili pepper…)

Chris…fyi…I think the “makes you laugh” comment meant BEFORE they saw you naked….

/just sayin’

 
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