Wednesday, 4 April 2007

But she ain't messin' with no broke Beatle

Heather Mills denies she’s a “gold digger.”

I have real no post, I just wanted to channel Kanye West. Or make fun of Ringo Starr.


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[Permalink] 1. Alfie Sumrall wrote @ Thu, 5 Apr 2007, 3:56 pm CDT:

I wish I had a video camera to record you dancing at that bar in Columbia. That + “Gold Digger” = YouTube GOLD!!!


I’m working on a special number for the wedding reception… all I can reveal at this point is that it’s set to Timbaland’s “Give It To Me.”

[Permalink] 3. Alfie Sumrall wrote @ Fri, 6 Apr 2007, 12:51 am CDT:

I can assume two things: (1) you’re coming (which is very cool and appreciated) and (2) I need to add that to the playlist for teh DJ that I need to e-mail him sometime between now and the 21st. Oh yeah, you’re not the only one with a cool new job. I’ve had a very hard week as it relates to decision-making, but I’ve decided to leave the wonderful culture and memories of the past 2 years that is a division of Stryker in exchange for being one of 10,000 at the second largest employer in the city and the third largest hospital system in the nation that is Methodist LeBohneur Healthcare. Details and video at 11, but I can say that you may want to be expecting some e-mails here and there as they relate to fun things like ANOVA and Chi Squared come summer.


As they say, I’ll be there with bells on (I sent my RSVP sometime last month). I guess you’ll get to trade in your 401(k) for a 403(b) like those of us non-profit people (in more senses than one) in higher ed.

Oh, and my “cool new job” was apparently the world’s least obvious April Fool’s joke. It seemed funnier at the time—basically it just feels bitterly ironic now.

[Permalink] 5. Alfie Sumrall wrote @ Fri, 6 Apr 2007, 9:23 am CDT:

So you’re not going to Haaaaahvard? Dude, color me stupid, but I had no idea. I had told Cary and everything. Sorry man and keep your head up and in the hunt.

Glad you’re coming; the future mother-in-law was keeping up with RSVPs so I have no idea who is coming and who isn’t. I know we’re up to around 80 that have RSVPd. I figure we’ll end up with around 100 which is pretty cool.

Yep, I get a 403(b) with a 100% match. I became 20% vested at Stryker last month, so at least I get to keep some of my free money.

Our recent P&Ls would dictate that I’ve actually been at a non-profit for a few of the past several months. :-)

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