Friday, 19 January 2007

No good deed goes unpunished

I illustrate the aphorism thusly: at the drive-thru this afternoon at Burger King, I was given too much change ($7.00 – $6.12 ≠ $0.93, even in my world of half-learned arithmetic), so I gave the extra nickel back to the cashier; when I get home, I find out that I ended up with a Whopper, complete with green crap that might have been lettuce in a former life, instead of a BK Double Stacker, which doesn’t come with that crap on it, and has tasty bacon to boot.

Now, given the whole Schrödinger’s cat business, if I’d not have given the change back would I have ended up with the meal I was supposed to get? Probably not, since the receipt also listed the Whopper instead of the BK Double Stacker… but we’ll never know, especially since I didn’t look at the receipt until after I returned the nickel.

5 comments:

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[Permalink] 1. Alfie Sumrall wrote @ Sun, 21 Jan 2007, 8:12 am CST:

Me < You

I got an extra dollar back early Saturday morning at Krystal’s and I kept it (shocker, huh). My order DID contain everything I ordered; though, the fries were greaiser than normal, even for Krystal’s.

 
[Permalink] 2. Alfie Sumrall wrote @ Mon, 22 Jan 2007, 6:44 am CST:

Ahhh, I now see that my punishment didn’t come until the 2nd half of the NFC Championship Game.

 

Karma does catch up with you eventually. I just wish my situation fit the pattern.

 
[Permalink] 4. Alfie Sumrall wrote @ Tue, 23 Jan 2007, 6:26 am CST:

They should have a TV show that deals with Karma. This guy could be a real asshole to everyone in his town; then, tries to make amends for all the wrong things he’s done to people. He could make a list and mark it off, one by one. It would probably take about $100K to do it all, though.

 

In the words of the guys in the Guinness commercials, “brilliant!”

 
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