Thursday, 2 February 2006

The Swedes are coming

Today’s Duke Chronicle reports on the results of Ted Roof’s latest efforts to dupe impressionable 18-year-olds into coming to Durham to play a sport other than basketball rebuild Duke’s football program on the recruiting trail, said efforts yielding (of all things) a pair of Swedes. As in kids from Sweden. I shit you not. I didn’t realize Malmö was such a hotbed of gridiron talent…

Meanwhile the best football player on campus is still pursuing the revenue sport Duke doesn’t suck at. Go figure.

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[Permalink] 1. Alfred Sumrall wrote @ Fri, 3 Feb 2006, 9:16 am CST:

Wow, did you see the schools ranked below Duke on Scout’s list? Granted, you can take these rankings with a grain of salt b/c a game has never been won on signing day, but still…

 
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