Monday, 9 January 2006

Marcus Oh-Brainless

Just when you thought Marcus Vick couldn’t sink to any further lows, he manages to plumb new depths of idiocy by allegedly pulling a piece during an argument with some high school kids in Virginia. Between Virginia Tech and Miami (aka “The U,” whose football lineups are often confused with the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted List), one wonders if the schools’ administrations thought “ACC” stood for “All-Criminals Conference” when they ditched the Big Least.

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This is incredibly stupid for a guy that’s been presenting himself as reformed and wanting to go to the NFL. His chances are now diminished, as they should be. He can’t be too smart if he can’t stay out of the news for a weapons crime just as he enters the NFL draft.

 
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