Sunday, 1 January 2006

NFL musical chairs

As the 2005 NFL season draws to a close, so too do the existing television contracts. John Cole tries to sort out the details as they relate to the ESPN/ABC family of networks, which also include the end of NFL SuckTime PrimeTime and its presumed migration to the Monday NFL Countdown slot on Mondays.

I wonder if the idea of combining Chris Berman and Stuart Scott’s powers of suck on the new Monday NFL PrimeTime will cross the minds of the ESPN powers that be. If so, we may observe some sort of implosion of the universe, as Berman’s lame nicknames (and combover) and Scott’s bogus street talk (and Urkel glasses) converge to form an intellectual black hole in Bristol on a weekly basis.

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[Permalink] 1. Alfred Sumrall wrote @ Wed, 4 Jan 2006, 10:37 am CST:

I have fulfilled a dream as I have been offered and accepted the head coaching job of the New Orleans Saints. We will draft Matt Leinart and, along with a healthy Deuce McAllister, the 6’8” monster Zachary Hilton, Joe Horn, and the vastly improved (but still prone to drop passes) Donte’ Stallworth, we will have one of the NFL‘s top offenses next year. As for defense, uhhhh…. Anyone want to coach the defense? Bueller? Bueller?

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