Monday, 23 May 2005

None of the above

I have just discovered why horoscopes have that “for entertainment purposes only” disclaimer at the bottom:

If I believed a single word of it, it would be a word too much. Though I have to say that if I’d known before I got here that North Carolina was full of attractive young women, I’d have moved here eons ago.

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Yes, they ship them in from Texas when they get old enough to go to college.

 

Suddenly I have visions of boxcar-loads of 18-year-old women being shipped across the Appalachians to UNC-Chapel Hill.

 
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