Sunday, 6 March 2005

Are you Monica Seles or just happy to see me?

There are few things more distracting than, while killing yourself on an exercise bike, hearing the 20-ish young woman behind you on a treadmill either (a) grunting like tennis player Monica Seles or (b) having a really loud orgasm. Since I have no delusions about my physical attractiveness, I am forced to assume that (a) is the correct explanation.


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Um, meaning no disrespect, Chris, but why are you assuming that if the young lady in question was having an orgasm that she had to be “inspired” by you in order to have it?


Back in St. Louis I once dated a woman who was so “sensitive” that she could trigger a small orgasm by crossing her legs and wiggling her foot just right. If she was walking a treadmill she’d probably have had a real orgasm to rival the famous Meg Ryan fake orgasm special of When Harry Met Sally fame, regardless of who (if anyone) was around.


Hmm, I suppose my interpretation could have been a wee bit egocentric. ☺

[Permalink] 3. Scott wrote @ Wed, 9 Mar 2005, 1:46 pm CST:

I’ve seen Chris in his underwear…it was like walking into a Calvin Klein ad… HAD to be B!


Uh, thanks, I think.

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