I hacked into MasterCard's global systems* to look at South Korean President Kim Dae-Jung's last few credit card statements. It was a real eye-opener:
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Two tickets to The Hours: $15.
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Double-breasted suit, purchased in Hong Kong: $35.
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Plane fare for last ASEAN summit (first class): $2,600.
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One Nobel Peace Prize: $1.7 billion.
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Handing North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il money to buy more weapons to threaten its neighbors: priceless.
Needless to say, Conrad isn't impressed.
* Actually I didn't, but it's a cool conceit for the story, no?