Friday, 26 November 2004

Banana Guard

Why didn’t I think of this?

banana guard

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed. The Banana Guard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.

(þ Boing Boing.)

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[Permalink] 1. Robert Prather wrote @ Fri, 26 Nov 2004, 11:12 pm CST:

You know, I love bananas and it didn’t look like I were carrying a dildo with me everywhere, I might get one.

 
[Permalink] 2. Chris Lawrence wrote @ Fri, 26 Nov 2004, 11:27 pm CST:

Oh, I don’t know, it’d be an interesting way to meet new people.

“Is that a banana in your lunchbox or are you happy to see me?”

 
[Permalink] 3. Cassandra wrote @ Sat, 27 Nov 2004, 6:13 pm CST:

….oh, nevermind…

 
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