Friday, 29 October 2004

So you can be drunk and stay awake to enjoy it

I just saw an advertisement in the Memphis Flyer for Anheuser-Busch’s new BE, described in the ad as “beer with something extra,” i.e. caffeine, guarana, and ginseng.

Coming soon from Anheuser-Busch: Beerplus, with vellocet, synthemesc, or drencrom. It sharpens you up, and makes you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

UPDATE: I bought, and consumed, a four-pack this afternoon. As I expected, it's a little pricey -- four ten-ounce cans for $4.99. And believe it or not, it's not bad tasting, once you get over the expectation that it should taste like beer, which it does not. At first I thought it was awful, but by halfway through the first can, I didn't mind it.

The alcohol content is not indicated on the can, but it seemed low compared to a twelve-ounce regular beer. The caffeine/guarana/ginseng does a pretty good punch as a stimulant, after a couple of cans. Overall, a pretty good beverage to drink while playing Dungeons and Dragons, which is what I was doing.

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Great, just what the world needs: stupid drunks careering around clumsily jazzed up and fidgety. Can’t wait to see the lawsuits this brings.

 

Well, it could be worse, it could be “Smirnoff/Red Bull Ice.” Of course, I strongly suspect such a product is in the pipeline.

 

Actually, Jager-Bombs already accomplish this quite nicely and have been around for a while.

 
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