No Rockets for Oil (or Bones)! (Signifying Nothing: how does saying nothing at all become so loud?)

Tuesday, 13 January 2004

No Rockets for Oil (or Bones)!

Lefty Joe Conason thinks Bush is going to the Moon and Mars for oil (hint: if you’re looking for hydrocarbons like methane, they’re probably in the outer solar system—they don’t call them “gas giants” for nothing). Righty Brendan Miniter thinks the Mars trip is a great way to solve osteoperosis. Conrad points out that both men are idiots.

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