Thursday, 1 December 2005

We're number 1000

Unless Mike Easley joins Mark Warner to start a conga line of southern Democratic governors tripping all over themselves to avoid the appearance of being the “heavy,” lest they provoke the wing of the national party, North Carolina will conduct the 1000th execution since the reinstatement of capital punishment tonight.

On the other hand, we’re still behind Singapore in the number of drug mules awaiting imminent execution. Woo-hoo.

East-West Bus Thought of the Day

The functionality of wearing a thick wool crewneck sweater would seem to be defeated if two inches of your midriff are bare.