Tuesday, 29 June 2004

Vendchinko

Brian J. Noggle explains the physics behind getting “free” stuff (well, it’s not free—usually, someone else paid for it and got screwed over) from vending machines, an art mastered by many a college student over the years.

My advice: although “tipping” the vending machine may not vend free product (as the labels say), it usually manages to dislodge any loosely-hanging items that failed to vend properly. Just don’t do it when anyone else is around.

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Tipping! Pah! Where’s the sport or skill in that?

 

None, really, but at least it’s better than doing the same to cows.

 
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