Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Bleep this

Just for the record, Mass Effect is not Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas. Besides which, after playing ME for over a day (including seven hours wandering aimlessly in the Mako and three hours riding up and down elevators) to get to the minute of dirty bits, you deserve to be rewarded with something for your perseverance… but there’s nothing there you didn’t see on NYPD Blue in 1995, at least in the sexual realm.

In other words, being a kickass space marine is pretty darn cool, but you’re not exactly getting Hot Coffee (warning: Wikipedia article with possibly NSFW image) at the end.

Edited to slightly rephrase my thoughts on the matter.

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Memo to colleagues: I will be out sick for a week in early 2010

Mass Effect 2 has officially been announced for the PC and XBox 360. Hopefully this time Bioware will be spared the fake controversy that arose last time with the original Mass Effect, but then again maybe the fake controversy will help sell games.