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<p>Just for the record, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000OLXX86/memphiswatch"><cite>Mass Effect</cite></a> is not <a href="http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2008/01/23/fox-news-follows-mass-effect-bashing-with-some-of-its-own">Luke Skywalker meets <cite>Debbie Does Dallas</cite></a>. Besides which, after playing <cite>ME</cite> for over a day (including seven hours wandering aimlessly in the Mako and three hours riding up and down elevators) to get to the minute of dirty bits, you deserve to be rewarded with <em>something</em> for your perseverance&hellip; but there&rsquo;s nothing there you didn&rsquo;t see on <cite><span class="caps">NYPD</span> Blue</cite> in 1995, at least in the sexual realm.</p> <p>In other words, being a kickass space marine is pretty darn cool, but you&rsquo;re not exactly getting <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Coffee_minigame_controversy">Hot Coffee</a> (warning: Wikipedia article with possibly <span class="caps">NSFW</span> image) at the end.</p> <p class="addendum">Edited to slightly rephrase my thoughts on the matter.</p> http://blog.lordsutch.com/archives/3966 http://blog.lordsutch.com/atom.cgi/entryid=3966