Quiz time

2004-08-08T02:25:21Z 2004-08-08T02:25:21Z Quiz time 2004-08-08T02:25:21Z

Since it’s the <a href="http://www.hereticalideas.com/archives/002191.html">cool thing</a> to do, I decided to take <a href="http://michellemalkin.com/archives/000343.htm" title="THE MALKIN MEDIA DIVERSITY TEST">Michelle Malkin’s diversity test</a>. Apparently, you get 5 points for every statement you agree with. <ol> <li>I have never voted for a Democrat in my life. No.</li> <li>I think my taxes are too high. Yes.</li> <li>I supported Bill Clinton’s impeachment. Yes.</li> <li>I voted for President Bush in 2000. No.</li> <li>I am a gun owner. No.</li> <li>I support school voucher programs. Yes.</li> <li>I oppose condom distribution in public schools. Yes. The bastards ought to have to pay for them, just like the rest of us do.</li> <li>I oppose bilingual education. No.</li> <li>I oppose gay marriage. No.</li> <li>I want Social Security privatized. Yes.</li> <li>I believe racial profiling at airports is common sense. No.</li> <li>I shop at Wal-Mart. Yes (but not when I’m in Michigan, because Meijer is better up here). Do I get bonus points for also shopping at Sam’s Club?</li> <li>I enjoy talk radio. No. I’d rather have my teeth pulled sans anesthesia.</li> <li>I am annoyed when news editors substitute the phrase “undocumented person” for “illegal alien.” Yes.</li> <li>I do not believe the phrase “a chink in the armor” is offensive. Yes. Etymology, it’s a wonderful thing.</li> <li>I eat meat. Yes.</li> <li>I believe O.J. Simpson was guilty. Yes.</li> <li>I cheered when I learned that Saddam Hussein had been captured. Yes.</li> <li>I cry when I hear “Proud to be an American” by Lee Greenwood. Yes. (There goes any chance of me ever being seen as “macho.”)</li> <li>I don’t believe the <cite>New York Times</cite>. No, I believe more than 50% of what’s in the <cite>New York Times</cite>. Not all of it, mind you…</li> </ol> Well, I scored 60/100. What do I win? http://blog.lordsutch.com/archives/1845 http://blog.lordsutch.com/atom.cgi/entryid=1845